Friday, April 28, 2006

Next Time, DiGiorno



From the Smoking Gun website comes this story about a Domino's delivery man in Pennsylvania who used a 1983 Buick stationwagon to transport corpses to funeral parlors when he wasn't using the vehicle to deliver pizzas.

Get this: a police check with local health officials determined that the use of the car for cadavers and pizzas did not violate county ordinances, but driving with a suspended license and operating a vehicle without an inspection certificate got the driver $400 in fines.

They're doing wonders with frozen pizzas nowadays... DiGiorno anyone?

8 comments:

Jessica said...

UGH. That is not appetizing.

Sar said...

I think I just had a little verp reading this.

cube said...

jessey: oh yeah.

sar: verp? what is this verp of which you speak?

WomanHonorThyself said...

Whoaaaaaaaaa no special slices for me thanks...UGH

Chipper said...

Ewwwww!

David Amulet said...

There are way too many specific regulations as it is -- having one that addresses the car-used-for-both-corpses-and-pizzas crime woudl be a bit much.

"Can I have that with extra cheese, pepperoni, and human flesh?"

-- david

cube said...

This sounds like something out of a zombie movie... pizza and braaains!

Jessica said...

God forbid the deliveries get mixed up.

"I ordered a large pepperoni! Not a dead grandma. Oh this sucks!"