Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Ailing Dictator


From the Miami Herald comes the news Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has been suffering from Parkinson's disease since 1998. The CIA is warning U.S. policymakers to be ready for trouble if the 79-year-old ruler's health erodes over the next few years.

If his health erodes? Should'nt that be when?

Trouble? Shouldn't that be when Cubans will be dancing for joy in the streets?

I wonder if Hallmark makes a "Hurry Up And Die, Bloodthirsty Dictator" card.

8 comments:

Jamie Dawn said...

It seems this guy has been alive FOREVER. It's funny how when someone is beloved, you want them to live to be at least 100, but when they are hated, you can't wait for them to bite the dust.
He's a bad man and his death will be a blessing. I only hope that what follows him will be in the form of democracy.

cube said...

I don't wish harm on many people on this planet, but Castro is definitely one of those folks I can't wait to see pass.

I also hope for democracy in Castro's evil wake. Let's hope his brutal brother will die soon too.

Dak-Ind said...

they very well might make that card, they do make the "you dirty rotten cheater i hope you get hiv from the rotten skank you cheated with" kiss off to the ex cards. so the filthy dictator card is SURELY at least as popular.

cube said...

I would think D-I-V-O-R-C-E is a bigger market than dictatorial regime leader send offs. But then I haven't been to a Hallmark center in a while.

I could just design a card on the computer. I'm sure I could think up someting pithy for the tyrranical despot.

cary said...

I'm sure we can help...

Hmmmm...

What rhymes with "despot" and will link the phrase "die quickly for the sake of the people of Cuba"?

Jen said...

Do you ever watch movies about the Kennedy administration and during the scenes about the Bay of Pigs just want to scream, "You'll all be dead soon, but Castro will live well into the next millennium!" Scary.

cube said...

By karmic law, & everything that is holy, Castro should've been dead long ago. What does that say?

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