Monday, April 24, 2017

Tegu Terror?

Giant Lizard Invades Tampa; The Tegu, A Non-native Species, Devours Wildlife, Possibly Your Cat: Sharp Teeth, Aggressive Temper; Don't Mess With It

Like we didn't have enough to worry about in Florida, right? Breaking bad all over again.

Where's the good?

Well, there's the climate...

Kate O'Beirne 1949 - 2017

Kate Walsh O'Beirne R.I.P.

I'll miss your insight.

Sunday, April 23, 2017

Big Boy

Great Dane Weighing The Same As A BABY ELEPHANT And Is 7ft long Challenges To Be UK's Biggest Dog

He's a gentle giant, but I wouldn't want to be the person to have to feed him and pick up after him. I'm glad he has gentle souls who do...

Saturday, April 22, 2017

Weird Science

Here's my contribution to Earth Day's "March For Science" from my favorite meteorologist, Joe Bastardi:

The March For ... What?

Science is the last thing on the minds of these idiot marchers.

Friday, April 21, 2017

Black Moslems

Anti-White Fresno Killer LAUGHED About Murders During Police Interview

The press is referring to Kori Ali Muhammad as a black supremacist even though "Muhammad, who is Muslim, shouted 'Allahu Akbar' — Arabic for 'God is great' — during his arrest following Tuesday’s shootings, though Chief Dyer says the killings were not considered a terrorist act. Instead, the shooter was motivated by anti-white hatred."

This is just good old fashioned anti-white hatred and not terrorism, right Chief?

Move along folks, nothing to see here... except four innocent white men shot down by a black moslem for no good reason.

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a CPA cat after the tax deadline.

Happy Friday everybody!

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Do You Have Any Grapes?

On this Easter Sunday, I thought I would share the grapes our little vine gave us this year and a little humor...

If you're an old timer here, you'll know this old joke 'cause I tell it every year about this time.

If you're new here, then this will be your first time hearing it. I hope you enjoy it.


A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got grapes?"

The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns and asks, "Got grapes?"

Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves.

The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"

The duck looks at the bartender and asks, "Got nails?"

Surprised, the bartender says, “No, we don’t have any nails.”

“Good," the duck says, "Got grapes?”


Saturday, April 15, 2017

A Timely Theme

Mayhaps an apt title for this week:

American Resurrection

I'm in the spirit for both... especially The...

Friday, April 14, 2017

Uneven Playing Field

Remember When Chris Matthews Said Hitler Didn't Use 'Chemical Weapons'?

No, of course you don't because the MSM didn't emphasize it when a liberal also said Hitler didn't use chemical weapons.

Now that Sean Spicer has apologized for his inartful comment, let's move on. You know, like Chris "Tingle Up His Leg" Matthews was allowed to do.

Thursday, April 13, 2017

Holy Bat Salad!

Dead Bat Found Inside Package Of Salad In Florida

I just bought a salad at my local WalMart and I didn't get a bat...

Maybe I should complain.


Saturday, April 08, 2017

Carrie, Yes!

The late Carrie Fisher Will Appear In 'Star Wars: Episode 9', Says Brother Todd Fisher

‘Yes, how do you take her out of it?’

Well said.

Like A Mat

Flashback=> Susan Rice In January: We Were Able To Get Syrian Government To Voluntarily And Verifiably Give Up Chemical Weapons

Does Susan Rice ever tell the truth????

Friday, April 07, 2017

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... it isn't me.

Happy Friday everybody.

No, it isn't me.

OK, maybe we take turns.

My brother is the baby of the family and once I left home he told me tales of fights between our sisters. He called them The Wars Of The Gargantuans. He said he would run away and hide when they fought.

Yes, fear my sisters.

And yes, they will kill me for posting this.

Thursday, April 06, 2017

Don Rickles 5/8/26 - 4/6/17

Good bye Mr. Warmth. I'm going to miss your humor.

She's No Melania

Peng Liyuan: Tiananmen Square Photo Censored

A photo of China's new first lady Peng Liyuan singing to troops following the 1989 massacre in Tiananmen Square is causing a stir on the internet. The Chinese government was quick to remove it.

Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Smart Girl

Einstein the parrot shows off impressive vocabulary skills on 30th birthday

She's smarter than the average democrat.

Not Michelle

In Melania Trump's Official Portrait, Twitter Notes Beauty, Bling


You'd rather hate than congratulate.

What is wrong with you, liberals?

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Revenant Real?

Scientists Uncover Medieval Remains Of The First English 'Living Dead'

And we're not talking zombies here, people. These would be vampires.

Here's a primer: zombies are stupid and basically disintegrating as we speak, but vampires are alluring, clever and very crafty when it comes to being invited into your abode.

...Watch your neck.

Monday, April 03, 2017

Now You See It...

A thoughtful pic for a mundane Monday...

What do you see?

[The BLOG note: artist Octavio Ocampo]

Sunday, April 02, 2017

Dogs Vs Water

The unabashed joy of these dogs playing in water made me smile. I hope it does the same for you.

Saturday, April 01, 2017

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a very well-groomed cat. Don't you wish your cat did that?

Happy Friday everybody!

Yes, it's Friday.

Geez, look at the calendar.

Did I make you look?

OK, be that way :P

Friday, March 31, 2017

White Liberal Guilt

White Social Justice Warrior Dies at Hands of Black Killer

When you rely on pap like it takes a village to raise a child, you might end up with a liberal village idiot as your offspring.

A cautionary tale for liberal parents.

Thursday, March 30, 2017

Tempus Fugit


What time is it?

It's heavy metal time.

Not really. Just a cool gif I ran across.

Real Sharknado?

"Don't go into the flood water": Huge man-eating shark found on road as Australia is battered by Cyclone Debbie

It wasn't like the Sharknado movies. It was more like one land shark...

Still, now we know it can happen...

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

Fake Toxic Tush Doc In The Can

Another Florida nutball:

Fake Butt Doctor Sentenced To 10 Years For Patient’s Death

First, I'm mystified that anyone would allow someone who looks like that to work on shaping up their backsides.

And second, only 10 years for this crime? What did he/she think would happen injecting people with silicone, mineral oil, Fix-a-Flat tire sealant, cement and Super Glue? I'm surprised only one woman died.

What an unbelievable case.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Cat Blog Friday

For this Cat Blog Friday...

... a tribble will do.

Happy Friday everybody!

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Birthday Greetings

Live long and prosper, Mr. Shatner.

Obama Mines

Obama Admin Loyalists, Government Insiders Sabotage Trump White House:
Former Admin Planted Series Of Landmines To Subvert Trump Team

Sneaky beakies.

This should have been broadcast all over the country. Why did it take so long for this news to come out?

*crickets chirping*

Yeah, I thought so.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Dragnet But Not The Old 714

Bombshell discovery shows targets of NSA's "Project Dragnet"

We're expected to believe all the leaks are just one big coincidence????

Please. How stupid do you think we are?

Monday, March 20, 2017


Monday... 'nuff said.

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